Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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