Dual....:-)
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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