Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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