i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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