i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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