You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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