GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
