So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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