I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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