By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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