I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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