There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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