Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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