Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
