Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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