Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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