i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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