Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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