David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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