why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You are a genius and a whore.
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