Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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