i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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