You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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