i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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