Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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