we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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