im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
