I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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