dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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