i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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