I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
50% drunk capacity currently
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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