Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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