He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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