Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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