I want to have your abortion
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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