apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
