Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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