It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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