So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I don't think brook has ever known best
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize