So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
The air taste purple.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize