I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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