Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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