ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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