love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
