I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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