P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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