actually, I'm a sock model
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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