I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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