Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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