i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
whose parrot is this?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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