Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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