so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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