Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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