I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
